- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are balck people black because they are

So a horse walks into a barn.

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

salad days!

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

Justin Beiber is a good singer

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

Knock-Knock Come in! ...

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

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