BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR S H I T STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Cuz she had no arms! B I T C H

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A pony goes to the doctor saying his throat hurts, the doctor sais "oh I know, your a little hoarse". The pony replies, no I'm not ass-hole I have strep throat.

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What's the difference between car keys and truck keys? Literally nothing.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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Bob: Oh, there was a big surfing competition in Hawaii. Bill: that's really cool. Bob: yeah, there were huge waves up to 53 feet. Bill: Awesome! Bob: Yeah there was a Japanese guy that won. Bill: Wow, that will bring up the spirits of japan. Bob: Yeah, but he got disqualified. Bill: No, how?!?! Bob: he was surfing on his dresser.

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What do you get when you cross an Indian and a duck? An Indian duck.

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Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

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Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

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Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

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the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

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why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

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Hitler and Jews become friends.

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cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

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Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

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Penis

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let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

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I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

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dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

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