What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

hello what is this crazy nonsense site sl

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

A Mormon walks into a bar

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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