- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

Why can't you get a bull to talk? Because it felt like beating the shit out of you and mounting you.

why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

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What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a bar? Hahaha you walked into a bar. What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a pub? AHH-JOOOOO!!!

what did the guy say to the goose? i know you don't understand but my life sucks. my wife just dumped me for another man and my kids hate me. thank you. you are the only one to understand.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because blind people aren't allowed to drive in the United States.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

How many blondes does it take to replace a light bulb? Well, it depends if the person is blond or not. Also the person's age, as kids may not understand this proses at all.

What headphones does the farmer use? He is going through a financial struggle at the moment and cannot afford such a luxury.

I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

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