- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ash Oh hey Ash, I was expecting you, come on in!!

Why does an ostrich have such a long neck? Because its head is so far from its body.

What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

Why did Sheryl Go to the Bathroom? Cause she had Direha...........

Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

Why did the elephant cross the road? I don't know

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

What's better than getting second place in the paralympics? Having legs.

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

what do u say to a girl after you have sex with her? i like cheese

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

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