How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

this website is a bad joke

Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

I enjoy Popcorn

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Emily Walker.

what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

What is the difference between a pizza and ten dead babies? I dont have a pizza in my oven.

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