- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because blind people aren't allowed to drive in the United States.

What headphones does the farmer use? He is going through a financial struggle at the moment and cannot afford such a luxury.

what did the guy say to the goose? i know you don't understand but my life sucks. my wife just dumped me for another man and my kids hate me. thank you. you are the only one to understand.

What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a bar? Hahaha you walked into a bar. What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a pub? AHH-JOOOOO!!!

why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

How many blondes does it take to replace a light bulb? Well, it depends if the person is blond or not. Also the person's age, as kids may not understand this proses at all.

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Why can't you get a bull to talk? Because it felt like beating the shit out of you and mounting you.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

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