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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

Anthony sucks

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

Gretta has five legs? -no

Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo