whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

Barack Obama is a good president.

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

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