- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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