A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

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The global news

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

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Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

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A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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So you are a giggler huh? You ticklish too? Anyway, you ever watched Deathnote? I was gonna ask something kinda important but it disappeared, so you tell me stuff first. Oh, my parents? Well, they where nice and sweet, but lets talk about something cruel and horrible. (If you switch up nice and sweet with cruel and horrible and the opposite, you will get the picture I am trying to pain here) What makes me so much more interesting huh? And why are you afraid you may look like an Alien? HEEEEEY! I am a legal citizen and I am not freaking Mexican!

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I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

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What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

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Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

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What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

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Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

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The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

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What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

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A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

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I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

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How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

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Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

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world society

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A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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