What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

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Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

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So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

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Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

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It's okay, I got the yogurt.

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ewrg

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What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

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Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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This is a joke.

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What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

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An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

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What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

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Hats better than a stick? A stone

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

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why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

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A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

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Death by kayak

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What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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