- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

Nothing. He made it home safely.

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

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