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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

knock knock Goodbye

yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and gay people? Quite a bit, actually, because Justin Beiber is one person, and "gay people" is a community.

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

In Soviet Russia, there was a movement to be renamed into the Russian Federation, which passed on December 25, 1991.

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