- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

A muslim walks into a gun shop

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

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