what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

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Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

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Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

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Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

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Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

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Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

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What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

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What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

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Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

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Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

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How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

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What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

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A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

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autistic kids rock

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

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Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

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Black people.

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Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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