- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

Knock knock. Who's there? The Door! He then broke down into tears as the nightmares from his schizophrenia had lead to a severely crippled mental state.

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

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