- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

What was wrong with the tree? Nothing

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

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