What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

Camerons hair is Curly..

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

seek beauty

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

it was all Tagart

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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