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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

What's brown and sticky? The stuff that comes out of your anus

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

What did the dog say to the other dog? Woof.

Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

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