- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

Why did the black man have a Lamborghini in his garage? Because he got good grades in school, was accepted into a nice college, and earned a medical degree, which he used to get himself a well-paying job in the medical field.

What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

Put chromosomes in advertising. Because you know, Sex Cells

My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

What did the three sixteen year old boys do to the homeless man late at night? Wished him a happy birthday and gave him a meal

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i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

A white man, a black man and an asian walked into a bar. They got a drink and discussed multiple issues of the day and then went their seperate ways home.

The power of Mindfuck: What if you can only walk left when you are right? And if you can walk right when you are the only one left? What is left when everything is right? Moral: Create a right world by taking the left road? YOU PIECE OF FILTH!

Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

How do you name a beast who eat rocks and fly. rock-eater flying beast

What would you do if I said a horse ate your mother? It doesn't mattet, I didn't

Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

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