- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

Who is John Galt?

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

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