Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

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What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

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I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

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a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

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Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

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How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

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what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

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When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

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2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

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a man checks his mypsace

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How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

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What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

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whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

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Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

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A horse walked into a bar and asked for a pint. The barman said, 'Sorry, we don't serve horses.' Adele sighed and walked out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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