You wake, and up for a second you are dazed. Then you open your eyes slowly because you are afraid of what is to come. You then remember oh right I had a sleepover at john smith's house.

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A black man walks into a movie theatre... And pay for a ticket that would grant him access to watch the verity Of movies available to watch that month of screening. He picks the warhorse which was critically acclaimed by many respected critics. He watched and observed the positive and negative points of the the film. When it ended he took a long a ride home on the number 76 bus to ibswitch road where he lived during that time, and wrote about his opionion on the movie and how he thought the movie could be improved. He done this same routen for another six months, every saturday, until he died of aids shorty after a homosexual fling.

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Ferrari? That was my Ferrari by darragh hamilton

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this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

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Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

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In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

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How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

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Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

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Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

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Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

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What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

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why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

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Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

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What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

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Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

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what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

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How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

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What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

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A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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