- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

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Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

Y u do dis?

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

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