Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

Knock knock. Who's there? The Door! He then broke down into tears as the nightmares from his schizophrenia had lead to a severely crippled mental state.

What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

Want to hear a joke? No.

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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