What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

A Chinese man fails a math test

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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