hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

Rebecca Black's career.

Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

If John has 50 candybars and eats 45 of them how many does he have left? Diabetes.

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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