Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

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What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

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whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

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what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

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Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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You know those people that learned the true name of God, as God asked kindly... ...Well you know God can be nice sometimes but he actually COMMANDED they keep his name secret forever? They became the first people known as Jehova`s witnesses... JEHOVAH<<< SECRET NAME ANYBODY? So much for keeping his secret name guys! They claim that only a few thousand humans will ascend to heaven, in other words all of the JEHOVA`s witnesses... All two billions of them or something... For keeping his name (Cough JEHOVAH) secret. SUCCESS!

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it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

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Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

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How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

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how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

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What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

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America

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What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

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I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

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Kameron Brown is gay.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

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You might be a redneck if you're from a rural area and behave as such.

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They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

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A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

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Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

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