Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

Amanda Knox walks home free.

how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

I hate Jews The Holocaust

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

Gay republicans

q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

What do you call a girl who disappears on the 3 May 2007? Madeleine McCann

A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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