whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f******* n*****

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

whats green and slimy? green slim

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

Q

Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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