- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

A man walks into a bar

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

Emily Walker.

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

What is the difference between a pizza and ten dead babies? I dont have a pizza in my oven.

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