What is brown and lives in a toilet? A black homeless man

How do you make a baby stop crying? Make it smell its own diaper then, drown it in its own tears.

I will create more jobs for americans

Listen Nero, I understand now that this is your real name, actually I know where you live thanks to the good old phonebook... ...My order is fully based on respecting and treating all living beings equally and focusing on actually putting old notions such as Gods and superstition away in order to strengthen humankind`s belief in itself and others. As for Nerometal, well, that was one of my... Lesser followers, I assure you they have been taken care off, they will not be bothering you ever again. What would it take for you to forgive our transgressions? Money? Power? Ask and you shall receive, as far as your identity goes, you shall have it back and I shall use another site in the future.

A man walks into an airport. He is sexually taken advantage of by TSA employees and suffers from severe depression for years after, eventually becoming gay and divorcing his wife. He then goes on a quest to discover the name of the man who took advantage of him. Once found, the man kills the employee and his family, commits acts of necrophilia upon his corpse in a slightly erotic display of revenge and stalks airports for the rest of his life, fruitlessly attempting to quench an insatiable bloodthirst for TSA workers.

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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What has two legs and bleeds alot? Half a cat!

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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