What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

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You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

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Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

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Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

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Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

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38 studio's new game... Finance City

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

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A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

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The cream, it is coming

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There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

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What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

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What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

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Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

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a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

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whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

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I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

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Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

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Gotta disappoint you there, you see there are hundreds, perhaps thousands of similar organizations which work for the government, and those I work for are black ops, meaning that I would be putting my life in danger if I told you anything about it besides that fact. Its not listed anywhere, its not FBI, its not legislated by any government yet many governments invest their funds there, you could call it something like the interpool, and something like the underground society, except its multi-government driven... A term I sincerely do not fully understand myself, I have certain talents I put to use, but I lack the education in order to be more than a employee for these people.

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Why do skinny women eat their food fresh cooked? So that they don't contract food-borne diseases and risk dying.

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