- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

Guest what in the butt

Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

save me from the nothing ive become

A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

TIMMY

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

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