what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

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Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Doctor" "Interrupting Doc-" "You have Cancer'

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What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

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You and your parents are going to die today

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A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

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What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

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Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

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If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

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How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

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Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

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I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

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why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

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why is pie good. because it just is.

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Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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