Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

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There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

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A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

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There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

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If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

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A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

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What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

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Thats what she said......about the project proposal, it was some really valuable input.

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What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

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whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

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What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

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Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

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what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

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Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

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What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

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Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

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women's rights

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Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

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What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

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How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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