- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the economy.

Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Irish sobriety

Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

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