What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

women's rights

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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