- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

When you have read this, you've already read it.

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

What happened when the Asain woman got in her car? A speeding drunk driver hit her and now she is paralyzed from the neck down.. Its a tragic story

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

What's long and black? A 12 inch black dick.

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

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