What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

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An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

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An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

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A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

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Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

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why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

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Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

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Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

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knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

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What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

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Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

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sky's sty

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What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

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What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

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wsde

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took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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