- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do short Mexicans do after a hot shower? Dry off with a towel like everyone else,

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

Women's rights

"Knock knock" Come in!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

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