What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

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so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

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Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

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i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

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There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

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knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

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Knock Knock. Doors open

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what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

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Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

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Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

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What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

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two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

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Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

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So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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