Yo mama so fat that when she jumped into a pool she displaced more water than someone who was of a normal weight

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I was in the 74th hunger games I hid in the cornucopia until almost everyone was dead. Then I saw Katniss and Peeta so while they were distracted with night lock I pulled a rubber chicken out of my ass and beat the shit out of them till they died then I won the 75th hunger game also. They asked me to be there mocking jay but I killed them all and blew the plane up in the Capitol the end. By Adam Chebali

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I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

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Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

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Why? Why not?

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There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

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What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

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A Duck walks into a bar.

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A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

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what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

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why does gamma not smile because he has strokes

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Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

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A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

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What did the fat man do? He fell over...

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The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

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Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

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How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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