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This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

I have read and agreed to the terms of service

Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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