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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

Why did the black guy get hit by a train? I strapped him to the tracks

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

A seal walks into a club.

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

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