How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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Did you just admit being considerate? I do not care about who gets the last comment anymore, I need to tear my face away from the screen ASAP.

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What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

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A black man walks into a bar. "Whoops, that's not the Weed shop!"

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A miracle

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Dont read this joke

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If you die, and have 5 cents in your pocket, does the toast still land jelly side down?

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Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

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Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

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Q: When you have alot of hair, what are you? A: Obease

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what did the window say to the other window nothing they are both inanimate objects

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A man was walking through the woods when he comes across a little girl crying by a lake. "What is the matter little girl?" he asked. "My cat fell in the lake ... and it couldn't swim ... so my father jumped in as well and drowned too," she cried," Sad, the man sighed, pulled down his pants and said, "Well I guess today's just not your day,"

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Rivals? Someone from the past? Erron, who is "WE"! Tell me now!

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are u black unlucky

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Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

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knock knock whos there? yo mama yo mama who? yo mamas mama!!

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whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

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whats worse than finding ten dead babies in one recycling bin finding ten dead babies in one trashcan ---sticksack

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three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

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the bible

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"What did one Chinese say to each other" "I don't speak chinese.......!"

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I have 13 hedge hogs in one hand and 4 pineapples in my van how many pikelets does it take to cover the roof. Purple because aliens dont wear hats.

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