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Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.