- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

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What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

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