why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

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knock knock no no you go now i clean

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What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

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What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

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if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

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What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

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How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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Two hunters walk in to the forest. They have a great time ending the lives of defenceless creatures. They go to their respective homes, eat a light dinner, and fall asleep in their beds.

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Stop me if you heard this one before.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

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I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

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Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

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whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

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You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

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If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

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What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

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What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by Shrek

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