roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

Michael Brown

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...