What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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