Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

What do you call a dead child? The product of a car crash

why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

Once upon a time Jimmy was walking home from school. Jimmy was then confronted by a a pedophile so he suddenly ate himself.

What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

u r stupid! y? cuz u took the time 2 look at are jokes! haha lol

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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