- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

Microwave

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

PIED NINNY!

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

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