- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a dog from digging up your garden? Every time it does so, shout at the dog so it knows it has misbehaved. Keep doing this and the dog will eventually understand the error of its ways.

What do you do at a club? You club.

Whats worse to see 100 dead babies on the bed of a truck or 100 fake babies falling directly from the empire state building... I don't know I have never seen either but if you could tell me if you saw it maybe i can use my imaination!!!

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

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