- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

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