what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

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So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

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