- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

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