- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

If you're happy and you know it get a life

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

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A pope meets another one

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

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