- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

A person from Singapore eats

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and floats? Nothing, its rude to make fun of disabilities.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

knock knock who's ther? chris chris who? JUST OPEN THE F***ING DOOR AND CHECK IT OUT

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

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