- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

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Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

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