- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

Anthony sucks

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

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