Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

Why? Why not?

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What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

What is funnier then 25 9/11

Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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