- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why the fuck he crossed the road, I don't know what he is thinking.

the chicken crossed the road. the chicken was then caught by animal control because it was in the middle of a city.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

Whats better than giving birth to a disabled son? A Blowjob

Guy 1:Whats the difference between a towel and toilet paper? Guy2: I dont know Guy : SO IT WAS YOU!

A cowboy rides out to the middle of nowhere and then shoots his horse. He then makes his way back into town and meets a man in the saloon. The man says, "On second thought, I'd like to buy that horse."

what do you do when you see a injured black man screaming in pain rolling on the ground assist him or call 911 depending how severe the injury is

A lonely man walks into a Self-Esteem class. He sits alone in the back because of his low self-esteem. Forever alone.

what do you call your mom? mom

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

Your mom.

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

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