- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Ebola

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

Roses are red Violets are blue I need to go to the bathroom.

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