A wise man once said a journey of a thousand steps starts with one step. The wise man also smoked weed and starved to death in a cave.

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A man walks into a bar, ouch!

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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What did Hitler get for Christmas? Some shoelaces for his shoes so he could tie his little knotsies.

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One below was by me: Walter H

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Finally, lets take the fight two the streets shall we, no I am not asking, asking is for pussies: YOU VIOLATED AND KILLED MY FATHER! YES YES WHAT IS IT WITH YOU WOMEN ANYWAYS I VIOLATED YOUR MOTHER TOO, BUT YOU DON`T HEAR HER WHINING ABOUT IT! In fact tell her to stop her sending me nude shots, I prefer it when she sends me those she takes of you in your sleep... Your friendly Neighborhood R*pist Moral Man:The day Moral Man graced your village was the worst day of your life, for me it was fathers day! Literally, do you really think I killed your father? I would never comitt suicide! Now, let us celebrate our reunion with some... "Moral WINcest" Barlog: Yes we would like to see the tapes you made for me banging her mother. two Super Turbo edition hours later: YEEEEEEEEEEES! YEEEEEEEEEEEES!

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I've never seen your mother, so I won't make any vile suggestions concerning her weight.

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what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Bailiffs, now get out.

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Your mother is so ugly corrective surgery would not be able to improve her appearance

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

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Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

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These jokes don't have punchlines.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

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Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

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Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

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Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

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