If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

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A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

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Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

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why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

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what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

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im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

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As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

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A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

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A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

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If you dislike this you are a homosexual (watch how many dislike this)

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What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

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What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

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Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

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Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

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Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

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what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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