How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

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What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

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if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

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what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

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Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

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whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

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Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

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One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

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Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

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Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

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A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

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Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

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Knock Knock Who's there? ........

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A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

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Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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