- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

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How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

Knock knock Whose there? 4

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

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