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Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

Q: Why was the little girl not allowed to watch the pirate film? A: Due to the violent scenes and coarse language, her parents decided it was inappropriate.

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

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Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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