What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

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Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

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Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

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What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

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What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

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What does a baby sound like being cooked in the microwave. I don't know I was to busy masterbating.

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Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

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why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

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A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

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What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

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What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

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oh hey.

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you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

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A woman walks into a bar.

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A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

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Why Did the man Commit suicide? His body used cellular respiration to make ATP (A form of energy) and his body used it to send electrical signals to his index finger to pull the trigger on his .357 Magnum, thus putting a bullet through the soft tissue in his brain causing his body to shut down Imediately!

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If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

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What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

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A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

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Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

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rent a cops

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