- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

Everybody will die

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

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