have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

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A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

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Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

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A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

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Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

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What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

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miha kako si?

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Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

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What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

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I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

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What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

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what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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