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Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

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Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

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What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

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What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

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Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

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A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

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Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

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the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

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What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

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If you're happy and you know it get a life

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A pope meets another one

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Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

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Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

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Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

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roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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Why Did the man Commit suicide? His body used cellular respiration to make ATP (A form of energy) and his body used it to send electrical signals to his index finger to pull the trigger on his .357 Magnum, thus putting a bullet through the soft tissue in his brain causing his body to shut down Imediately!

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Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

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Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

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rent a cops

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

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Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

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Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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