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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

Here come the elephants over the hill!

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

G:nock nock B:come in!

Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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