Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

Looks like this is a *puts on sunglasses* Pair of sunglasses

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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