How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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