A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

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Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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