How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

What is short and yellow? Most Asians

Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

Sarah Palin's political campaign

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

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Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

What's 9+10? 19.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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