- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

Why did the Girl fall of the swing? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's There? Not That Girl

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

Is your refrigerator running? No.

Barack Obama

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

"If life was fair, I would have a girlfriend" - William Deane

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

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