What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

miha kako si?

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

Seriosly. too much sex again?

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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