- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

What do you call your mom? Mom

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

Phew... it's gone.

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

I like U.............................nicorns :D

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

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