- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

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Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Why did the duck cross the road? To get cream cheese.

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

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How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

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