Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

France had one revolution

Roses are red Violets are blue Btw I have aids And now you too

Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

class is canceled. My professor died.

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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