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An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

Dan walked into a jelly fish

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

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What's 9+10? 19.

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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