- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

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