- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

Turkeys are obese

The bears will win the Super Bowl

Q: What's big, yellow and can't swim? A: A school bus full of children.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

How do you confuse a Mexican? Stand in the middle of a crosswalk while shouting "Cthulu will rise!" whilst looking at the sky and playing "Everybody Have Fun Tonight" by Wang Chung. Works every time.

Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

roses are red violets are blue bullets are lead now i shoot you

What did the black guy get from his white girlfriend for valentines day? An HIV positive test result.

How much dub could a dubstep dub if a dubstep could step dub?

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