Wow! I've seen this joke before!

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Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

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roses are red violets are blue clean up that **** or no sex 4 u

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Heeeheeeerrrrrrrrrrr

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Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

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If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

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are you saying pam, or pan?

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Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

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How many black men can you fit into a mini? Five One in the drivers seat. One in the passenger seat. And three in the back seats. Anymore would be both dangerous and impractical due to the small interior volume of the car, and it would also put a significant strain on the cars limited engine power. Especially when tackling a steep incline.

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

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How many dinosaurs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if you're talking about T. Rexes, you can forget about it! Their arms are too short to do anything! They can't even beat off!

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

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Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

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What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

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guess what what ...

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful business man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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What did the teacher do? He taught.

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If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

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Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

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Tim likes girls

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This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

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