"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

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