Why did the Asian eat so much rice? Because he was hungry.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? WNBA

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Why shouldn't I go out today? Well I haven't done any work today. Actually no. It's not that. I'd have to ask my guardian Sally to bring out the wheelchair, and well, I'm afraid of her. She beats me. My hobbies are playing football, watching Loose Women and looking at pictures of Gary Barlow on Google Images.

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Why did the Old man die? He died of old age.

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A blond, brunet, and redhead were stranded on an island. With in a week they all died of starvation.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Why does Timmy Teblow love penis? Logan Cole made him do it.

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What did squidward do when SpongeBob asked him to be his friend on Facebook? 1.declined it 2.got a restraining order against him 3.wondered how computer generated cartoon characters could send and decline friend requests

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

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How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

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hey guys im gay

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An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

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Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

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What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

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What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

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i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

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why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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