- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

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