DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

N-E Pats never cheated

Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

What did the Asian see when he went to Youtube.com? Youtube.com

what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

Q. What did one wall say to the other wall? A. Peekaboo I see you.

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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