Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

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Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

What do you get on anti-jokes.com? A bunch of repeated "jokes", that don't make any sense.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

A duck walks into a bar. the manager kicks him out considering animals are not allowed in the bar.

What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

I like my women like I like my coffee.......... I don't like coffee

your goin down...aint no tomorrow...wha bang bang

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