- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

I had friends on the Death Star.

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

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