Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a retarded failure

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What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

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Q: What kind of punch do vampires drink ? A: None... It's really blood, you should know that by now.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple not f**cking blue!

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Moo

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whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

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What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

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why do woman love the twilight books? i have no idea woman can't read

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How many Druggies does it take to make toast. One.

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Why was lil' Susie screaming horrifically? Nobody knows. That's why the neighbors called the cops. -Harrison

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What do you call a Mexican that sails a ship? A sailor

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

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Why did stevie get stabbed in the jugular by his sister? He was telling bad anti jokes.

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What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

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whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

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how do people without arms and legs have sex? no one has sex with people without arms and legs.

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

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what's up? my penis.

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and so do you happy valentines day!

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas? Your girlfriend.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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