- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

When life throws knives at you, run away.

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

wanna hear a joke womens rights

What black and has children A black man

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