- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Qur'an

Knock knock. Whos there? Death. You will die in the next 12 hours from terminal cancer.

Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

Yo mama is so poor she used the welfare system and is a family of 4 and has a successful business now

A blind man walks into a bar. The shopkeeper says, "the bar is nextdoor." The man walks out.

What is faster? A mustang or a corvette? A fighter jet you stupid idiotic piece of crap!

What do you get when you come across a blonde. Depression, because you want to do her, but you know that will never happen cause you spend to much time sitting on your ass looking at anti-jokes.

why is 6 scared of 7? because 7 eight 9

What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

Roses are red, Violets are blue, There's gas in your shower, Because you're a Jew. Love, Hitler

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your window is open I'm watching you

How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? It's Doctor Green. I've got some bad news about your test results. Can I come in?

A black man, a Mexican man, a white man, an Asian man, a priest, a rabbi, and a prostitute walk into a bar. It was a very popular bar.

Why did the little girl cry? Because she had just witnessed the slaughter of her entire family and friends in front of her eye, leaving her not only peerless and alone, but also with the mental scars which come with witnessing such a harrowing ordeal.

A paper cut is a tree's last revenge.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue No they're not They're purple

A woman stopped making sandwiches.

Q. have you seen Helen Keller house A. niether has she

why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

Why was the elf sad Because a polar bear ate his family

What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? - "Get down"

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