- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

What did the mother say when her sons asked for a can of pop? No you have diabetes.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

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What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

whats up and also down? your mum

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

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