Why was the black racist guy and the white racist guy, who 0hated each other, afraid of Michael Jackson? They didn't want to be the other each others color.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Woah, I mean if I was not like super high right now, I would totally hate you for that, you are what we call a charming asshole Nero, you can do that kinda stuff and completely get away with it, I feel like I should be really ashamed... So like does it work on everybody reading this? That would be wack, so much fun to do that.

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Black people

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What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

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There were two elephants in a bathtub. One elephant says, "Hey, could you pass the soap." The other replies, "No soap, radio."

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There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

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Why did the Black man kill the White man? So he could end up in jail with the rest of his family.

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I agree

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A man sits down to dinner with his wife And she notifies him that their 8 year old son just died

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I suck at online but have a high gamerscore

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A broken boomerang

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? Because he felt like it okay!!! Just let him be!!!

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Why do you do when a homeless man asks you for money Scream bicycle and then run

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What do you call an asian women running for president? A candidate.

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cory is gay

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Why was the black man fired from the bakery? He didn't work hard and was repeatedly absent

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There was once a man with a penis so huge, his girlfriend liked their sexual experiences very much. A year later they got married and had kids, however the man got fired from his accounting job and it all went downhill.

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken -A black guy being black

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Why couldnt the boy poop? Because he was staring right in his eye.

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I like poop in my butt

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Your mother is so poor that she has to rely on government sent cheques to sustain a basic lifestyle.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

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