A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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I have a phone, Don't know where it's at, Forever Alone FAPFAPFAP

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Hey Jake can I use your lawnmower? Why Michael, so you can run over my cat like you did last night

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What did the little boy with diabetes get for Christmas? A shot of insulin; just like every other day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. 97

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Well, first of all, what I have overcome both mentally (trauma) and physically (lots of shit) is in the past, lets leave it there. Second yeah, I can basically shift my sense of left and right at will, meaning I can choose which arm to write with, and write things mirrored without even thinking about it, I can fool my senses basically, one second I struggle playing the piano because I have just trained with one, then I make my brain believe I have been practicing with both, its simple, but complicated to explain, while my ears are perfectly normal, I got two sets of balance nerves, it just gets more complicated from there.

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when i yell your name i probably want your attention :) S.H.

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What happened when the 16 year old told her mother she was pregnant? Her mother was extremely disappointed that her daughter did not stay faithful to an abstinent life but eventually became proud of the fact that she would soon be a grandmother.

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What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about everything.

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A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

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Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

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if got a joke if fogot it

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Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

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kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

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How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

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what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

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a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a car? A: 5 in a standard mid sized sedan, or 7 in an SUV

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why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

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