- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

roses are red violets are blue they really are

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

Why didn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell off a cliff? She was wearing Mittens

What happened when the blackman saw the white man. they both said hello

What is it about homosexuals that's so gay? What is it about heterosexuals that's so straight? What is it about an apple that's so gay?(Because it's a FRUIT right?) What is it about penises that's so straight?

Q: How do you give a frigid woman an orgasm? A: By making her come.

Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud…

A man serves his wife dinner. She laughes and tells him it tastes funny. He then procedes to tell her that is because he put large amounts of poision into the food.

How many blondes did it take to screw in the lightbulb? Just one. She did a fine job.

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