Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

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What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

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why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

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DILDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sex with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

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Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

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why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

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whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

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What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

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What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

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Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

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how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

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Ready for something funny? nothing

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What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

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Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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