What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

What do u call a cripple Biv

What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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