What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

what is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? dead babies dont stick to the roof of your mouth when you are eating them.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

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red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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