What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

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What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Why can't Heller Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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minorities.....

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

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I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

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Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

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A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

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What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

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How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

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What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

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A priest and a police officer are sitting at a bar. They both have considerable drinking problems because problems unrelated to their respective occupations. The bartender's name is Mike.

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Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

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A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

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Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

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What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

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I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

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You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

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Why did the black man shoot the white guy? the white man was about to hurt the black mans family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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