Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

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A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

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An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

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knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

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What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

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how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

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My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

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Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

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What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

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Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

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Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

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How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

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Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

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What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

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Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

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Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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