- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

Darnell has a 2 ounce gold chain around his neck. Gold is worth $1,639 per ounce. Where did Darnell steal the gold chain from?

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

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