If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

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A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

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What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

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Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

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Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

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Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

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Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

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Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

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A house comes around the corner.

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

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A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

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A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

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why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

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Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

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Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

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If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

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What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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