why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

No your aunties a joke

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

ask me if im a door yes

a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

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