- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Japanese man unable to see? Because it was extremely sunny outside and he had forgotten to wear sunglasses.

Q: y does obama keep raising gas prices A: he dosent want anyone to be able to drive to the poles in november

Q: Where did Sarah go when the bomb exploded? A: Everywhere.

What's the difference between a chicken and a 3 legged dog? There are numerous differences. I will not however go into the biological explanations of these differences.

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

Poop

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

Jebron Lames.

why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

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