- Anti Joke

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing Jenga on September 11th.

A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

The cream, it is coming

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.