Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

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mexicans fishing

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Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

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Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

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What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

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I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

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Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

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Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

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A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

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What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

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How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

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An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

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have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

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Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

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A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

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Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

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What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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