What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 went to war and when he came back, he was really messed up. One day he took 2 into a dark alley and beat him up really badly. Now, it's not just 6 who is afraid, but everyone.

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why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

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A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

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What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

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What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

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Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

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What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

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your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

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A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

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What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

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guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

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My mum is called Steve

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what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

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Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

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What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

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A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

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did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

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