what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

you will like this because i am black.

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

why was the cat black it was a black cat

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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