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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

A man is at a party. He gets hungry so he waits in the foodline and then he gets some food. Then he has to go to the bathroom so he waits in the bathroomline and goes to the bathroom. Then he is thirsty so he goes to get some punch and realizes that there is no punchline.

There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

How did the lazy fat boy burn a lot of calories? He set his fat friend of fire.

what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

Just happy you are back Nero, I have no idea what a proxy is but I am at my mum`s place, is everything alright between us now?

Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

Why is it funny when dogs talk ? Answer: they don't

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk, idiot.

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

joe galasso from plainview ny

Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

Asians.

so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

Q: How fast does an F-16 fly? A: Pretty Fast

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