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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

Pickles are powerful

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

What's blue? The sky.

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

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