- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Penguin walks in to a bar. then he walks out.

What was wrong with the man watching a black and white television program? He wasn't watching a black and white television program at all-he actually had color blindness.

What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

Q: Whats black and green and goes 100 mph? A: A black and white car going 100 mph.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

What did one cow say to the other cow? Moo

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and broke its head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be very mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Whais red and bad for your teeth? a brick

What's just not right? Left

why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

Why couldn't 7 multiply itself by 18? Because there were two people having sex in between them.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have AIDS.

there is a black guy and a mexican in a car whos driving? a cop

A wise man once said, "I am wise".

Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he can make before the car hits him.

A blindman walks into a bar... then a chair, then a pole

What do you call a black man that works with out pay? A volunteer

A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

Mommy, why did daddy leave? Because you touch yourself at night sweetie.

How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Because Goofy can walk on two legs, and is therefore superior to Pluto in Walt Disney's eyes.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

Pete and Repete are sitting on a fence. Pete falls off. Pete suffers from a scraped knee and a bruised tailbone.

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