- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

No your aunties a joke

what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? -absolut vodka Well, you have a sirious drinking problem...

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

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