What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

Poop

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

Jebron Lames.

why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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