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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGH

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What happened to my sunglasses?

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Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

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Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

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Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

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People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

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What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

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Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

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How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

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Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

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How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

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Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

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Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

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What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

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poop.

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What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

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Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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