- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

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