- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

Why couldn't the Chinese women see... It's because she just got into a terrible car accident and suffered a rental detachment in both eyes. Follow up question, why was the Chinese women even allowed to drive?

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

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