- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

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What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

What do you call a police woman who shaves her pubes? PC Marion Jones

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

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