Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

rocky is staring at us from outside...

A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

Q: Whats the biggest lie? A: The Cake...

Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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