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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

Your mom is so old she died

haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

whats black and strange a paki

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

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