- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

hi michael

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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