Joke: two polar bears were in a bath tub. One said "pass the soap." And the other one said "no soap, radio!"

If I met your mom before you was born, you would still be born.

Why did Bob get off the swing? Because he was done.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

Tyler Bishop is a waffle

What's worse than Gordon Brown's face? George Bush.

What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

Why is the horny toad named that way? Because its a misnomer of the horned lizard.

Bob is asleep. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT BOB

What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

Why did the chicken cross the road? Apple

So Nero, what the fuck are you doing? XD

why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

I just flew in from Seattle, and boy is their airport difficult to navigate.

matt is fat

Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god."

Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? The chain broke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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