- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

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Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

your mum

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

why cant fat people walk because they are fat

"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

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What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

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