Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

I literally died laughing

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Terry has ebola

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

A woman wears a dress.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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