You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

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How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

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how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

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What is my name? I dont know

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

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It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

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Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

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How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

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I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

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Why was the hasidic so stupid? He wasn't. He died in the holocaust.

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so how about that irline food

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Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains! That's the least of your worries you have aids!

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Rebecca Black

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What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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What did the crazy asian man say just before he died? He didn't say anything- he was in an 18 month long coma due to a brain stem stroke. He left behind a wife, a 3 year old daughter and a newborn son.

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I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

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A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

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What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

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A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

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What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

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Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

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I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

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