- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

Q: Whats about two feet in width and length with purple veins throbbing at the sides? A: A midget slowly dying of frostbite

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What do u do to blow off steam? I simply go to the top of the empire states building, poor gasoline in a bag, put a baby in it, light it on fire, and through it off the side. problem?

Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

You know you are really drunk if your blood alcohol Is higher than .08

A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock? Who's there? Not Mary.

The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and get hit by a car.

roses are red violets are blue i've got alzheimer's ...

Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

What happens when you fire a machine gun clip into a jew? You are convicted on first degree murder, and most likely sentenced to jail because you can't afford a good lawyer. Orange jumpsuits are uncomfortable.

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense Microwave

A black man walked into a bar. He cashed in big on workers comp.

A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

Why was the black man picking cotton from the backyard? Because he enjoys gardening as a hobby, and prefers to do it every Sunday, after work.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse becomes depressed. He didn't ask to look like this. He drinks himself into a stupor, and then crashes into another car on the highway on the way home, killing a family of five. The horse is now in jail for life.

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