your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

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What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

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What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

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Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

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Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

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Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

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Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

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What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

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roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

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2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

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What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

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Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

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What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

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Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

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Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Relax, it simply would not be working out for you if your mother was nearby, you see, the subconcious is limited by the concious mind, so if your subconcious can detect your mother (or anyone but me nearby) your conscious mind goes "uh oh" and it stops. Oh, right, and considering you can still type, how about we increase the effect into... I dunno, six billion? Yeah six billion. Anyway, the next time you want to experience it, just poke your nose, and since we do not want you to poke your nose off, you only do it once and you can yourself decide when it ends, at this level you should not be able to type, but if you want to type you can of course turn it off.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both live underground apart from the eagle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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