- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

what would george washington do if he was alive today? he would scream and scratch his coffiin

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she had no arms... Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

Why did Susie fall off the swingset? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Why are black people so fast? They probably practice.

Q. have you seen Helen Keller house A. niether has she

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

Knock, Knock? Who's there? Its Gilly.

Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

Why did the man fall of his bike? He wasn't on his bike, i drowned him yesterday.

Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

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