What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A watch and a pair of socks.

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What is a Zebra? Zebras (/?z?br?/ zeb-r? or /?zi?br?/ zee-br?)[1] are several species of African equids (horse family) united by their distinctive black and white stripes. Their stripes come in different patterns, unique to each individual. They are generally social animals that live in small harems to large herds. Unlike their closest relatives, horses and donkeys, zebras have never been truly domesticated.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? a bike

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whats worse than a worm in your apple..? getting shot..

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Q: The president is driving down the road, when the wheels of his boat fall off. How many ping pong balls does it take to fill the Empire State Building? A: False. Vests don't have sleeves.

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

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i think dylan is turnimg gay for amy

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A man walks into a bar and pulls out a tiny piano and a 12 inch pianist, which is really just his member with a smiley face drawn on it. Somebody calls the police muttering, "What is this world coming to?"

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What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? Nothing.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to fix a lightbulb? Lets go ride bikes.

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Trust me, you are that kind of girl, and no, you are not nerdy, you are open and down to ground, while your beautiful exterior means a lot to me (I am a man, its the way I am), I would never have wanted to talk to you or even less visit you with a pack (make it five packs) of condoms, if you where the awkward Asperger kind of gal, so how old are you, like seriously?

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Q:What is usually pink, brown or black, usually big and comes out smaller, which goes in and out of your mothers mouth? A: Could be lots of things really... Moral: But we all know what you imagined you sick bastard!

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Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

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You know what's cool? Yep.

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My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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Maths.

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can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

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So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

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what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

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My name is me I like fired chicken!

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Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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