- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock? Whose there? Colin Come in

So, there was two monkeys sitting in a bath tub one says "Hey, could you pass the soap?" the other says "what do I look like a typewriter?"

How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

Q: Why are the Black Eyed Peas named the Black Eyed Peas? A: I don't know ask them yourself.

Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue whilst you reading this I just raped you

Dude, you're playing call of duty by yourself and in last place...HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!!??

What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

why wont me daughter eat my feces

Who's Micheal Jackson?

What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken -A black guy being black

What did the red paint say to the blue paint? They said nothing. Paints don't talk and you need to see a doctor if you answered anything else.

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What do you call a orphan with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Scrood

whats worst then dieng in a videogame

Who has two thumbs and gets to go home tomorrow? Well, not your son. He's in a persistent vegetative state and we had to amputate both of his arms.

Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Know what's funny? Not these jokes!

whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

A moose walks into a grocery store. He goes over to a cashier and says, "On what aisle are the potates?" The cashier replies, "Aisle 4." The moose went to aisle 4 AND THERE WERE NO POTATOES!

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