A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Knock knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The interrupting doct... You have Cancer

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What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

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What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

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"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

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Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

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Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

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I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

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What was the first thing that went through the mind of the first 9/11 jumper? Thank god I only jumped from the first floor.

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Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

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What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

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knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

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How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

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Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

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What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

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Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

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a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

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So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

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Anti Joke

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