- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

wanna hear a joke? i dont

knock knock no no you go now i clean

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

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