Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

During english, we started talking about Attention Deficit Disorder when... OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH SHINY... wait what were we talking about

What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

Heskey time.

Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

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How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

The Blonde walked into a wall.

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

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