- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

A man is walking on the beach, he trips on a mystical lamp and dusts i off a little. turns out that it was just a lamp, he droped it back on the sand and was arrested for littering.

what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

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How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

Why did the Flintstones have Christmas? The Flintstones celebrated Christmas because the creator, William Hanna, celebrated it. As it is a kids TV show, you can't expect it to be factually correct.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

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