Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a car? Because she was a woman.

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Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

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Whats funnier than a barrel full of dead babies? two barrels full of dead babies.

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A man walks into a bar with a dog. The bartender says that there are no dogs allowed, but the man says that he is blind. So the man sits down with his dog and asks for a drink. The bartender decided to check to see if he was really blind, so he says, " Hey, do you know what time it is?" The blind man replies, "7 o'clock," The bartender says, "Ha! You said you were blind! Get out of..." but was interrupted by the man, who promptly said, "No, I'm deaf," and left.

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I supported my sisters decision to get an abortion. Still would have been cool to be a dad :/

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Yo mama so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl! I'm sorry,that was just really rude of me. I've been talking to my therapist and I think this insolent behavior came from my dad. I always wanted his approval but he always liked my brother more and blah blah yak yak.....

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, didn't you read the sign on the front door? It says, "People with suits on will not be served." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

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what do you call a black man in the dark? missing.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

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Take part of what?

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Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

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Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

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Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

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What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

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What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

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Pickles are moist.

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Anti Joke

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