11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

Your mama so stupid, she put 2 quarters in her ears and said she was istening to Fiftycent

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

LO AND BEHOLD!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

roses are red violets are blue you little stupid a*s b**ch i aint f***ing with you

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

What do you say to a horse at the vet? Good god, look at that ear infection.

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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