What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

Lol XD,now that is bad ass of you to say that, what about her, does she get to go around too?

A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

Why couldn't the prostitute give a proper blow job..... She had no lips

I like touching my boobs

why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

When you have read this, you've already read it.

Why was Jenny alone? Everyone else had died in a zombie apocalypse.

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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