How do you end a sentence

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Theres this black guy who goes to a gun shop and buys a .45 and then goes to get a permit and uses it responsibly....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was stressed & having alot of financial, mental and physical problems so he crossed the road in hope to kill himself. And he did he got ran over by a car, may his soul rest in peace.

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how do you save a black person that's drowning? you blow up their lips

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Why did the muslim cross the road? To blow up a train

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It was at the war and there was a camp site where a doctors helped injured soldiers. One soldier comes in the door and holds his arm. The doctor says "You got shot in the arm?" He says yes. Then another soldier walks in the door and holding his shoulder. The doctor says "You got shot in the shoulder?" He says yes. Then another soldier walks in the door and was dragging his left leg across the floor. The doctor says "You got shot in your leg?" The soldier says "No, I stepped on dog shhhttt."

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There is a blonde, a redhead, and a brunnette stuck on a deserted island. the redhead gets sick of being trapped, so she decides to risk the 100 miles back to shore. she begins swimming, gets 10 miles out, gets tired, and drowns. the brunnette gets sick of being trapped, so she decides to risk it too. she gets 50 miles, gets tired, and drowns. The blonde decides to escape as well. she is able to swim 98 miles, gets tired, and swims back.

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why did the woman leave her husband? after years of mental and physical abuse she has decided to remove herself from the situation

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Who cares its a chicken, it probably got hit by a car. Go to McDonalds and get a chicken sandwich there he is

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What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

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Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

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Roses are red, violets are red. Aaaaaahh! My garden's on fire!

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

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Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

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What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

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A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

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What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

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Anti Joke

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