What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

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Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

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What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

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Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

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Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

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What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

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How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

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what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

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All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

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A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

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How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

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what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

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the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

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What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

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Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

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What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

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Old, Asian, Woman who drive

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Once a upon a midnight haven. Along came a cow name Mr. Maven. For they say the cow was very lucky. But oh what a day for something very mucky. Oh ye the coming of Mr. Maven and his milk. And for every cereal there will be silk. But wait isn't Mr. Maven a guy? How can you milk him even if you try? I don't know, just sounds cool.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

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Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

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Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

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Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

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girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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