- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

Why was the black man holding the knife in such a particular manner? Because he was getting dinner ready for his family.

Who is big and stupid My brother

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

Your so gay, that you like men!

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

Your girlfriend.

Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

What is the best way to deal with a broken ankle? Ear Lobes.

Q: Why did the bear fall out of the tree? A: Because humans tranquilized him, brought him to an animal shelter 100 miles away from his home. Then after he got out he got hit by a car and died. PETA is watching.....always

Why did the boy cry? because his tear-ducts were agitated by an emotional reaction due to jokes that were ironically hilarious because of how bland and usual the punchlines were

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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