- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

What do you call a black man in space? A space monkey.

Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

Julian Ha.

a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

what is worse than a guy pissed?

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

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