- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

Like this if you have a big diick like me Dislike if you have a baby diick Ignore if you're a girl and get back in the kitchen

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

A dyslexic blind man

what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

how much fish could a chicken

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

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