- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe, When he woke up one night he discovered with fright, That the friendly old neighbor from next door had broken into his house with a chain saw in an alcohol-induced murder attempt.

A blonde was told to go to the into the nearby swimming pool and sniff the Scratch-and-Sniff sticker on the bottom. Once at the bottom, she quickly realized that it was not a good idea and swam back to the surface.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, it's impossible to determine the motivations of an animal that is incapable of speech.

Did you know that Claire Seiter likes to drinkapplseiter? No. Oh well she does..

slaughter the mussies #EDL

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

A guy at a baseball game....

What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

An orphan falls off a cliff.

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

read me write me

What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

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