I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

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Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

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Why did peter shake the baby? To kill it and rape its dead corpse

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What did the giraffe say to the other giraffe. Nothing, giraffes are animals and thus cannot speak

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? A porcupine has it's pricks on the outside. A BMW doesn't have pricks on it's bodywork, for a multitude of reasons: - it would increase the coefficient of drag, causing an increase in fuel consumption - the pricks would fall foul of pedestrian safety regulations

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You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

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wats green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill u? a pool table

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Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

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If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

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Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

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When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

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10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

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Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

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wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

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Boy: Excuse me, do you have a cigarette? Man: First let me see your ID. Boy: I don't have an ID Man: Well, how much money do you have? Boy: 50 cents Man: Sorry, I don't have any cigarettes. Boy: Good job, I'm actually undercover cop and you sir are a good citizen for not giving a minor cigarettes. Man: Cool, do I get a reward? Boy: Yes, you will receive a good citizen award and free $50 coupon. Man: Thank you! Boy: Can I have a cigarette now? Man: I wasn't lying when I said I didn't have any cigarettes. Boy: Okay, have a nice day.

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An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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Anti Joke

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