- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

My Butthole.

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

Your Mom The End.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

David Cameron

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