- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

Who is the Greek god of STDS? Herpies

Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

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