- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

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my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

What do you call a blue chair A black person

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

So this moose walks into the super-market and asks the lady woman at he counter "Got any potatoes?" Lady woman says "Down Isle 5" So the moose goes down isle 5 and there isn't any potatoes

Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

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