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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

Knock, Knock Who's There

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

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